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读报杂感（五十二）

2014-06-26 10:41:40| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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饺子面条式的诡辩

有一则笑话：某人到馆子用餐，先要了份饺子，端上后又说不吃饺子要吃面条，吃完了面条抹嘴就走。跑堂的拦住他要钱，他说面条是饺子换的。跑堂的说饺子你也没有付钱啊，这位老兄却理直气壮地说，饺子我没吃，为什么要付钱？说得跑堂的张口结舌。

――摘自《联合周末00／10／13》

（摘录后记：擅长诡辩的人没理也会底气十足。你虽有理，也弄得“张口结舌”了！）

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